(Sandy - sandign)
do you know me?
don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat, And I'm the HAPPIEST
pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know
why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm ONLY ONE
POUND, just a pound! Everyone wants to lose three pounds,
five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one. So I just
stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself,
ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it. That is,
until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds
fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please. So,
when you weigh in keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost
one pound." (As if that were such a terrible thing.)
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep
me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing. And,
I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin,
your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!!
all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!